I’ve had seven pairs of Merrell shoes, and I might as well fill them with water before I put them on. Comfy shoes, but not waterproof at all. I’ve tried other brands, too, like Kool. Same thing, though at least my Kool shoes don’t have a waterproof label right on the side. Maybe they’re water resistant in conditions involving light rain in urban areas, but here? It’s a joke. One hour-long hike in damp woods, and my socks are wet. Again.

I think I’ve found a solution, but you’re going to laugh at me when you see it. I’ve got Servus rubber overshoes that I can wear on top of my regular shoes or hiking boots. These should work great, but they look colossally stupid.

Here, see? I’m wearing normal footwear on my left foot, and the overshoe thing on my right foot.

You’ll point and laugh, I know. And I won’t blame you.