Gabriola fowlWe’ve been amused by peacocks in other people’s neighbourhoods around Gabriola, because — ha ha! — it’s funny and the birds are interesting. I’ve even blogged about Morri H. Mostow’s Gabriola peacocks. We’ve been equally amused at other kinds of free-range fowl who seem to wander anywhere they please on other parts of the island.

Meanwhile, we live in an apparently fowl-free neighbourhood. We have a fenced yard. The only birds on our property are the native ones, like ravens and woodpeckers. No fowl, thank God.

It’s not that I dislike fowl, you understand: I’d keep chickens if we didn’t already have a dog. Thing is, our dog would eat chickens, or any other bird, so it wouldn’t be a happy mix. Fenced yard, no fowl – all good for us so far.

Until this morning. Wandering around in our fenced yard we have, um, this bird. This doesn’t-belong-here bird. This shouldn’t-be-here bird. This bird who could easily be dog’s dinner. (It’s a peahen, right?)

This bird can obviously fly into our yard, yet does not fly when running away from a terrifying human. No, the bird runs, silly thing. This will delight the dog, but will not end well for the bird.

How do we get the bird to go away and stay away?